Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

31. 03. 2020
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Scales: Mermiads Are Real is an extremely bizarre take on mermaid lore and mythology. Please enjoy my review
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  • HA

    Jack GrazerJack GrazerPřed 7 měsíci
    • Not real

      CharaCharaPřed 18 dny
    • why when i comment ha in lowercase and get no attention but this guy comments "HA" and gets 75k likes?

      Jay DoughertyJay DoughertyPřed měsícem
    • Kxmmyqwq You mean 6.4 likes •0•

      Big Neil And little NeilBig Neil And little NeilPřed 2 měsíci

      Haylen Yaichner TooHaylen Yaichner TooPřed 3 měsíci
    • Even though I think the movie itself was very confusing I think you played a really good character


    • Dream Queen •• Dream Queen •Před 19 minutami
  • Wat

    Ethan PerkinsEthan PerkinsPřed 42 minutami
  • siren is fricking blood bender

    Ryan ChalmersRyan ChalmersPřed hodinou
  • Every fricking time Adam's bone breaks, the noise they make is so bad

    OOFinatorOOFinatorPřed hodinou
  • Jxdgatsm

    Marcos ParraMarcos ParraPřed hodinou
  • At 19:55, you can see that siren’s tail is fake

    Infiniti9972Infiniti9972Před 3 hodinami
  • Ah the natural wonder that is squishy bones

    Ahmed ElsayedAhmed ElsayedPřed 4 hodinami
  • "my body's changing and i can't stop it" sound's like puberty my dude

    GoldenHatGames [Studios]GoldenHatGames [Studios]Před 8 hodinami
  • Btw my sister had brittle bones but one time me and my family and her pink toe broke from the waves-

    Xx_ Allyjoo123_xXXx_ Allyjoo123_xXPřed 11 hodinami
  • There's a parallel universe where the creepy dude shrivels-up in a dehydrated lump of skin and bone and they all celebrate her moves

    UnusualUnusualPřed 12 hodinami
  • Idk y but this cracked me up

    Real Fizzy wizzyReal Fizzy wizzyPřed 13 hodinami
  • umm ok

    Victoria AmarillaVictoria AmarillaPřed 14 hodinami
  • Bad guy : I'm going to kidnap you Siren: BITCH DIE!!!! Mom:wow cool

    da sauceda saucePřed 14 hodinami
  • Siren became a fucking Bloodbender wtf

    DeerlyQueeryDeerlyQueeryPřed 15 hodinami
  • has she never taken a bath and realized she is a mermaid

    BoomyCheetah 24BoomyCheetah 24Před 16 hodinami
  • I am dying 👁👄👁

    UwU :3333 UwUUwU :3333 UwUPřed 17 hodinami
  • Anyone know the name of the song at 10:46

    zombie playerzombie playerPřed 17 hodinami
  • i like how she just murders somone and everyone is ok with it

    Gold Player GamingGold Player GamingPřed 19 hodinami
  • pretty sure the 65% water thing means most of your organs, so if that happened it should be a pile of skin and clothes that are all wet.

    Darth Vader GamerDarth Vader GamerPřed 19 hodinami
  • Why do mermaids have hip, knee and ankle joints within their fish tails?

    Randall Frequent Flyer FlaggRandall Frequent Flyer FlaggPřed 21 hodinou
  • Wait it’s not normal to get together with your friends and go like 😮🎶

    Adele AslanAdele AslanPřed 22 hodinami
  • Siren literally brought up how there were potential hunters that knew her name and got mad when her mom got worried like bitch wtf

    Adele AslanAdele AslanPřed 22 hodinami
  • After they kidnapped the mom why did the mermaids just call the police? Don’t tell me where they live kidnapping is legal or something

    Mochi ChanMochi ChanPřed dnem
  • 😯Oooh Is God

    Geralenn GevertasGeralenn GevertasPřed dnem
  • Why don’t the mermaids just donate some blood like other humans easily can..? 𝘒𝘪𝘕𝘥𝘈 𝘴𝘌𝘭𝘍𝘪𝘚𝘩

    Silke NielsenSilke NielsenPřed dnem
  • Dude I know someone with Osteogenesis Imperfecta (brittle bones disease) and he does not fucking die whenever he just falls over.

    Luke HurleyLuke HurleyPřed dnem
  • no offence this movie really sucks

    SuperFoxXDSuperFoxXDPřed dnem
  • naming a mermaid siren is like naming a human guy... oh wait

    Bethany KennedyBethany KennedyPřed dnem
  • Now she got gills.

    jewel butterfly _playsjewel butterfly _playsPřed dnem
  • Siren head

    Rager TroyRager TroyPřed dnem
  • I have seen it , and at the end the bad guy gets all the water forced out of him, because apparently mermaids can control water. Me and my brother flipped when we saw it

    SqueakyCleanestSqueakyCleanestPřed dnem
    • I commented this at the beginning of the vid so if he adds that, good

      SqueakyCleanestSqueakyCleanestPřed dnem
  • Why is jack always playing a sick person in almost every movie

    Arelis MartinezArelis MartinezPřed dnem
  • Ya know I clicked on this vid by accident but I was like "guess I'll watch it, seems alright" and now I'm loving it, you've got a sub and I'll definitely be checking out ur other content

    Jared HutsonJared HutsonPřed dnem
  • Don’t you *love* watching children obliterate creepy men

    FishyDangerous1FishyDangerous1Před dnem
  • XD

    Zuly VargasZuly VargasPřed dnem
  • that was brutal the attempt

    Zuly VargasZuly VargasPřed dnem
  • I totally get how this commentary is comedy. But throughout the video I thought about horseshoe crabs. Can't have "people" turn into horseshoe crabs.

    Deja xoDeja xoPřed dnem
  • Wanna feel old? This video came out in March

    capri Suncapri SunPřed dnem
  • I feel honored to be greg

  • She’s a fricking waterbender

    Hello darkness My old friendHello darkness My old friendPřed dnem
  • I mean just like the movie, danny also has two names. Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden

    Ostrich ManOstrich ManPřed dnem
  • After this movie siren was arrested for first degree murder and is now in juvenile detention for 30 years

    Justin DelvalleJustin DelvallePřed dnem
  • 5:09 GET REKT NUB

    JulesJulesPřed dnem
  • I died everytime they mentioned their bodies changing.

    Brooklyn Van Der MolenBrooklyn Van Der MolenPřed dnem
  • Maybe the Hunters are trying to protect the world from the mermaid blood. Could have some crazy effects on people... _Fear the old blood_

    LeviLeviPřed dnem
  • I have this habit of liking Danny's videos even before I hear the whole thing cause I know it's gonna be good.

    Naana Ofori-ArkoNaana Ofori-ArkoPřed 2 dny
  • Danny's ability to miss every single feminist metaphor is truly impressive. An 11 year old girl freaks out in class and asks to use the bathroom? Lol why is everyone gasping that would never happen. Women trying to protect their pubescent daughters from grown men threatening their bodily autonomy? Nah, the hunters are right, those selfish girls should be dedicating their lives to helping men. Truly, the worst sexism is that there are no male mermaids. A+ critique, Danny.

    AnavirableAnavirablePřed 2 dny
  • "guys my borns are squishy"

    Pheebi BertmanPheebi BertmanPřed 2 dny
  • Im just don't know but i think that that her friends dad and the dads friend ARE THE MERMAD KILLERS so predictable

    Nyls LoewenNyls LoewenPřed 2 dny
  • Str mirderer murderer god this is inteance

    David CAMERONDavid CAMERONPřed 2 dny
  • they hit greg with a foot ball and buried him in leaves btw greg is a card board cut out

    Grace GoldblattGrace GoldblattPřed 2 dny
  • the first add in this video said Greg like that was the first thing they said "Greeeg!? :o" "Greeeeeg! :D"

    Grace GoldblattGrace GoldblattPřed 2 dny
  • guuuys my..bones are gettin squishy

    Nightwolf 1121Nightwolf 1121Před 2 dny
  • It's so gruesome

    Lin Manuel MirandaLin Manuel MirandaPřed 2 dny
  • YOUR MADE OF 65% WATER WTF, i made the exact same face

    Nick KottkampNick KottkampPřed 2 dny
  • AHH GOD i was cringing so much

    Nick KottkampNick KottkampPřed 2 dny
  • You sound like Alex Meyers

    Yo ItsMary WangYo ItsMary WangPřed 2 dny
  • Siren:”u know I was born by a fuckin fire truck”. The bullys:”yeah yea I bet”. Siren:”AAAAAAAAAAAAA”.

    Alpha TrendAlpha TrendPřed 2 dny
  • Raycon is also amazing becwuse you can blow up your yewrs listening to MIDDLE CHILD at maxxxx 👍

    YeefinYeefinPřed 2 dny

    Catalina Of AragonCatalina Of AragonPřed 2 dny
  • I actually watched this movie a while back and... Liked it? Tbf I probably would have liked Ratatoing and Plan Bee if it weren't for Danny so there's that lol Also for anyone reading this here's my theory: there used to be male mermaids but then they went extinct(?) that's why there's so few purebloods. Idk maybe the guys were more likely to have special blood or something? Also Adam's dad must have had a thing for a mermaid who broke his heart how tf else would a grown man believe in mermaids (and also hate them)

    Aravah MarcusAravah MarcusPřed 2 dny
  • 14:44 that lady sounds like miss puff from spongebob

    cool videos and funny moviescool videos and funny moviesPřed 2 dny
  • How the hek can there be pure bloods when there’s no boy mermaids -_-

    Uri UwUUri UwUPřed 3 dny
  • This girls is pretty much blood bending

    Micah Lasater-Cohen The FoxMicah Lasater-Cohen The FoxPřed 3 dny
  • How many times did usay ugh u ooh ough

    Pin LadorePin LadorePřed 3 dny
  • "And I was like huh!?"

    Pin LadorePin LadorePřed 3 dny
  • What came first? This movie or the thirteenth year?

    K FK FPřed 3 dny
  • 22:10 *legend says theyre still holding the phone*

    Daily Dose of TiktokDaily Dose of TiktokPřed 3 dny
  • "You're forgetting one thing, you're made of 65% water" OKAY

    WxshWxshPřed 3 dny
  • I looked away from my screen and an ad played this “He’s just looking for an excuse to kidnap a five dollar fill up”

    FrogsreprettycoolFrogsreprettycoolPřed 3 dny
  • did i just waste 30 minutes on this video? yes. do i regret it? absolutely not.

    joeygorl ytjoeygorl ytPřed 3 dny
  • dam, can you image having incredibly squishy bones?

    Annoying ObileskAnnoying ObileskPřed 3 dny
  • Where’s the orgens and the bones

    taqi bennettetaqi bennettePřed 3 dny
  • dan dan the mermaid man

    Chase WynneChase WynnePřed 3 dny
  • Lol

    BuiltDiffUKnowBuiltDiffUKnowPřed 3 dny

    Józef PoniatowskiJózef PoniatowskiPřed 3 dny
  • sirens a half bird half woman creature actually just wanted to let you know

    Silent JuniorSilent JuniorPřed 3 dny
  • I can’t tell if the pic in the back is you drinking a glass of water or hitting a white inhaler 😂😂

    Natalie NamanNatalie NamanPřed 3 dny
    • It's an inhaler

      왜왜왜왜Před 2 dny
  • ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    Mark LasMark LasPřed 3 dny
  • 2:13

    Lauren ThomsonLauren ThomsonPřed 3 dny

    Rohan KapilRohan KapilPřed 3 dny
  • Can those mermaids cure my *deppression*

    Koala_BerryKoala_BerryPřed 3 dny
  • Bruh, Siren's literally a waterbender.

    Samara CohenSamara CohenPřed 3 dny
  • why is this a rip off of the movies the thirteenth year

    Sarah GallegosSarah GallegosPřed 3 dny
  • Y̫̫O̫̫U̫̫R̫̫ ̫̫B̫̫O̫̫D̫̫I̫̫E̫̫S̫̫ ̫̫M̫̫A̫̫D̫̫E̫̫ ̫̫O̫̫F̫̫ ̫̫6̫̫5̫̫ ̫̫P̫̫E̫̫R̫̫C̫̫E̫̫N̫̫T̫̫ ̫̫W̫̫A̫̫T̫̫E̫̫R̫̫

    AlmightyDoughnut CatAlmightyDoughnut CatPřed 3 dny
  • fun fact: in original greek mythology, sirens were bird women that sat on rocks in the ocean, and the world is wrong about the fact that sirens are fish women

    Ilana ScherIlana ScherPřed 3 dny

    janeth guillenjaneth guillenPřed 3 dny
  • Yeah, those bad guys were def giving out pedo vibes Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?

    Nitara JonesNitara JonesPřed 3 dny
  • Dan Dan the mermaid man-

    Maggie HalperinMaggie HalperinPřed 3 dny
  • Danny: they are so ShElLfIsH Me: dying

    Britney BellBritney BellPřed 4 dny
  • Ngl Adam reminds me of someone I know. I hate it for some reason 🤦🏻‍♀️

    ChannelChannelPřed 4 dny
  • she is "offishially" a mermaid

    AgentF2SAgentF2SPřed 4 dny
  • If that kid really had the type of brittle bone disease he said he had he wouldn’t be able to do most things let alone walk at all. But I obviously know it’s acting.

    OilyEmuOnly 17OilyEmuOnly 17Před 4 dny
  • a

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  • Guy: hey mermaid Mermaid: yea Guy: fuck you bitch Mermaid: what the f- * guy kills the mermaid * Guy: hey I got her Guy 2: good but now you bitch Guy: wha- * kills guy with draning him *

    ERroR 453ERroR 453Před 4 dny
  • Cool

    Britney BellBritney BellPřed 4 dny
  • 13:38 “My body is changing and I cant stop it,” P U B E R T Y

    Jayci ReedJayci ReedPřed 4 dny
  • I watched right after watching IT 2017. Jack Dylan Grazer is in this and in IT. Such different characters, honestly, when I saw this video, I liked him from the start. I still love Jack!

    Maddi JMaddi JPřed 4 dny
  • I met a guy with osteogenesis imperfecta Just for the meme when he told me I said “wait all the time?” And he said, “nah they usually harden around lunch and then at night, they get squishy.” I found my soulmate that day

    Aria HalladayAria HalladayPřed 4 dny